To give you fair warning, this post may be a little graphic for you squeamish ones out there. (Mom, you're gonna love it. And don't worry, I'll email you the pictures so you can put them in your book.) So if you're newly pregnant (and therefore enjoying the nausea of the first trimester) or just a wimp about bodily functions, just wander on to your next internet destination. Don't say you haven't been warned. In fact, I'll even put in a bonus picture right here so that it's the image that comes up on your reader or dashboard or whatever:
So earlier today I changed Lila's diaper and forgot to empty its...er...contents into the toilet (cuz that's whatcha gotta do with cloth diapers - one of the perks). As I was getting LJ ready for bed, I noticed the diaper was still sitting on the dresser so I picked it up and walked to the bathroom. However, when I opened up the diaper to dump the poop into the toilet it was mysteriously empty.
|uh-oh. MIA poopie!|
I made several sweeps of my path from Lila's room to the bathroom and couldn't find it. I started wondering if perhaps I had emptied the diaper and forgotten about it, but I knew I wouldn't have put it back on the dresser if that had been the case. I looked again, I asked Eric again (same answer). Then I just happened glance down and see this:
So upon discovery, the first thing I did was get a wipe and dump that thing, right? Wrong. Proving once again that I am my mother's daughter, the first thing I did was take a picture. The second thing I did was dump it. Wrong again. Second thing was call Eric in to see my discovery. Third thing was dump it. I know you were beginning to worry it was still there, right? Actually, third thing I did was have Eric take this picture:
|Never mind my greasy work-out hair. I had just gotten done Shredding it with Jillian. :)|
As I was loading the pictures to my computer, I forced Eric to look at them again (he was not nearly as fascinated by the whole adventure as I was, apparently).
Me: Look at this!
Eric: Poop in a drawer, Honey. Poop in a drawer.
Me: Yup. And I'm gonna blog about it.