So, if you could just drop it in the mailbox tonight, that would be great. No harm, no foul.
the lady whose phone you stole
P.S. Anonymous, we know it was stolen because when we noticed it missing we called it and it had been turned off. And we have a good idea when/how it happened. And I KNOW, but I can't say how yet.
P.P.S. Intentionally leaving anonymous comments is possibly the lamest thing on the internet. If you aren't willing to own your words, you probably shouldn't be
P.P.S.S. Anonymous, did you steal my iPhone? Please give it back. It's killing me that I may not get all those pictures of Lila back.