Franny was going through a cave and she fell down off the boat and I can’t get her in the water and she splashed in the water and she said, “Get me out of da pool!” she said. And I can’t get her and she stay in the pool and she didn’t have a boat here. And she had a new boat, but I had a new boat, too. Oh I’m sorry! The boat came to the cave and Franny came to another cave. She came to a pink cave! And she go to a purple cave! And she go to a pink cave! And she go to an orange cave! And a pink cave and purple cave. And she saw toys in the caves. She had one chocolate. And she go in her own boat.
I smell a Pulitzer.